A newly married couple were discussing who ought to make the coffee in the morning.
The husband said, “You should do it. We already agreed–I grocery shop, and you cook.”
The wife replied, “It says in the Bible that you should make the coffee.”
“Yeah, right,” chuckled the husband sarcastically, “Where?”
“He-brews” answered the wife with a smug smile on her face.
Contributed by an anonymous reader of “The Bible Demystified” blog