Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are the single best example that God is imperfect.

God gave dinosaurs the main role in “World version 1.0″.  However, God soon tired of watching these animals simply ripping out each other’s throats.

God: “Hohum.  Booooooring.”

Then, God got an idea.  An awful idea.  God got a wonderful, *awful* idea!

God would create little beings who were an exact copy of Godself.  ”World version 2.0″.  [Hey, that's us!]  Humans can devise an endless variety of ways to engage in conflict.

If God were perfect, God wouldn’t have needed two versions!

(I know.  I know.  The Pentecostals are screaming, “God made dinosaurs so we could have fossil fuels and pollute the air and destroy the ozone layer.”

Well, the Pentecostals are wrong.  Fossil fuels were an afterthought.  God simply created dinosaurs because God assumed that their life-and-death conflicts would provide sufficient entertainment.)